A simple twitter relay (no VPN needed). To post on facebook, go there and do the needed.

Visit dev.twitter.com, login with your twitter account and "Create an app". Fill out the necessaries (as long as the formats are right, "http://www.espn.com" and whatever), agree the terms. Now click the "Settings" tab and change "Application Type" to "Read and Write" and click "update this...." at the bottom of the page. Then go back to the "Details" tab and click "Create my access token" at the bottom of the page.

Now copy the following 4 strings (they all look something like xadfdkj987hX0ou729ad934x) and string them together, separated by SPACE:
Consumer key
Consumer secret
Access token
Access token secret

Now the end result is somethg like (notice the spaces between the strings):
xxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx

Save the long string above somewhere so you can reuse it. Paste the long string in the box below



Type your twit here. You have characters left.

Wait, are you about to give away your twitter password? No, it's one of your twitter applications' tokens/passwords. But I still could mess with you with these information (I will not, no information is stored at this server nor sent to anyone other than twitter). However, I take NO responsibilities for anything whatsoever.
You are highly recommended to download the source files and upload it to a webserver with php and twitter connections. tmhUtilities.php and tmhOAuth.php are from here. The cert file cacert.pem is from here. You can do whatever you please with twit.php